Friday, June 17, 2011

Ladies and Gentlemen, Joel West

Joel West is a comedian in Montreal. I've known him for over a decade through a series of mood swings and respectfully report he is a genuinely cracked soul. His audience-participation Facebook updates are hilarious and suggest his followers share the warp. It's only funny for anyone who's imagined the machinations of your average sleazy stripclub lapdance, but isn't that everyone? And it had to be shared:

Worst possible song for a lapdance:

- Taps
- Octopus' Garden
- Teddy Bear's Picnic
- The Monster Mash
- "Put them all together, they spell M-O-T-H-E-R..."
- Kumbaya
- Hava Nagila
- Theme from 'The Edison Twins' (which also might be the _best_ lapdance ever)
- The Chicken Dance
- Mother and Child Reunion
- Wagner's 'Ring' cycle
- "Skinnamarinky, dinky, doo..."
- In The Mood
- Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas

Juvenile. Cheap. In dubious good taste. And I laughed for an hour.


June, 2011

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